I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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