help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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