I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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