No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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