I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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