now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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