We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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