Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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