Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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