How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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