Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
the raccoons are back...
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