I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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