she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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