You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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