I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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