i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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