imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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