My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
