My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I want to be your penis for a week.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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