ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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