dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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