she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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