And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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