even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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