But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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