we have pet lesbian snakes
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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