Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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