How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
