You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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