why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
i drank out of a bidet.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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