He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Let's get the cat blown out
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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