Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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