Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i love accidental penises.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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