hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
This is classic penis vs brain.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Randomize
