he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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