Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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