Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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