are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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