just tell him i said nine months
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
and you fell through a lawn chair
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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