Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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