the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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