I could have mohawked her pubes.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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