awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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