As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Did I show you my penis last night?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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