I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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