yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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