OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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