oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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