Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I want to fling myself into the sun
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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