Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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