Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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