There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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