Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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