when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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