i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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