You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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