How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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